Run away from you is all I can do
Now that your breath smells like beef stew
Can't get near you, 'cause when you talk
I smell it, yuck
Nothing can cure your breath problem
You've tried many things, but nothing's solvin'
Mouthwash, mints, gum, spray all don't work
I sure know.
If I could change your breath, it would
Smell like it should

Halitosis is why I can't be near you
You make the room stink all around you
If I seem to give up, it still won't win
We'll keep tryin' to get your breath good again

Smelling your breath slowly drift by
The only way not to smell it is to be high
Your throat is just causing a stink
Can't be cured with any drink
Thinking in silence is all you're allowed
Once they smell your breath, faint, and come back around
In my dreams your breath is ok
I hear what you say
That time has yet to come
Until then

Halitosis is why I can't be near you
You make the room stink all around you
If I seem to give up, it still won't win
We'll keep tryin' to get your breath good again