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Song Parodies -> "How Far To The Car?"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Los Lonely Boys

Parody Song Title:

"How Far To The Car?"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

The baseball game ended
Our team won, fireworks
We try to get back to the car
And find where it lurks
But we all have forgotten where
I parked, we're now weary
How far to the car?
Was some parking lot somewhere
Far away from here
How far to the car? Oh, can you tell me

Wanna eventually find it
Was it down that street?
How far to the car?
And we just keep on walkin'
Hope this won't repeat,
How far to the car?
Can someone tell me, just where is the car?
I just got to know how far, how far is the car?
Please someone tell me

Think that was the grand canyon
We're really lost right now

'Cause I know the car's in some place
That we're just not findin',
How far to the car?
Might've passed it along the way
We'll just keep on tryin',
How far to the car?
I just wanna know how far
I just wanna know how far

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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... - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody, phil!
Anonamous, Harrison County, W.Va - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, I've been writing parodies for years semi-professionally with Wierd Al and this probably the best, funniest, and most accurate amateur parody I've seen on any website! Fantastic!!! Do NOT give up on this. You will go far.

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