-> "(Telemarketers) Get You Hangin' Up The Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Twilight Zone"
Parody Song Title:
"(Telemarketers) Get You Hangin' Up The Phone"
The Lyrics
(Spoken)
Somewhere in your apartment the phone rings
There's a guy trying to sell you lousy vaccuums.
And you're eating dinner now. It's 6 p.m.
It's 6 p.m.
The fear is there
The phone is now ringin'
Yeah, they don't care
Maybe you've gotten tired of picking up the phone
So they'll leave a message
They know you're at home
That you'll hear their sales pitch
Every time, you groan
They block caller id, ignore the do not call list
They are livin' in the twilight zone
Sellin' you insurance
Tying up your phone
Sending junk faxes
Lots of junk email
Who buys their stuff now?
I know their ship has sailed
Yeah, telemarketers
Get you hangin' up the phone
Yeah, telemarketers
Get you hangin' up the phone
When will they end it?
Yeah, that is unknown
Hate hearing the delay on the phone
Then I disconnect 'em
Before they're insisting
This really gets old quick
Want some peace of mind
I don't want them on the line
Yeah, when they call
They know damn well
Most won't buy a case of pine sol
They are livin' in the twilight zone
Sellin' you insurance
Tying up your phone
Sending junk faxes
Lots of junk email
Who buys their stuff now?
I know their ship has sailed
Yeah, telemarketers
Get you hangin' up the phone
Yeah, telemarketers
Get you hangin' up the phone
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