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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Hating You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop Loving You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Hating You"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

So you're leaving in the morning on the early train
And I'll say that everything's all right
I really want to say goodbye
Got your ticket
Got your suitcase
I got a big smile
I'll just say that's the way it goes
And you will leave and you won't know
That I am laughing

Cause I can't stop hating you
No I can't stop loathing you
No I won't stop hating you
Why should I?

We took a taxi to the station, not a word was said
And I saw you walk across the road
For maybe the last time, I hope so
Don't feel humble
But hear a rumble
On the railway track
And when I hear that whistle blow
I'll jump, celebrate and you won't know
That I'll be smiling

Cause I can't stop hating you
No I can't stop loathing you
No I won't stop hating you
Why should I?

Even try....I'll never be there by your side
Why, why, why.....I always wanted to say goodbye
Why even try....I'll never be there if you
change, change your mind

So you're leaving in the morning on the early train
Well I guess everything's all right
I'll be the first to say goodbye
Just please start leaving

Cause I can't stop hating you
No I can't stop loathing you
No i won't stop hating you
Why should I even try?

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