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Song Parodies -> "Cat Doo-doo"

Original Song Title:

"Katmandu"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Doo-doo"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Never owned a cat, but this is my take on it anyway.
Well just stay away from Cat doo-doo
That's really really what you wanna do
If you ever clean the litterbox
That's what you're gonna do
C-c-c-c-c-Cat doo-doo
I think that's where it's going too
It'll soon be litterbox trained
I'm cleaning the cat doo-doo

I got no kick against cats at all
See them everywhere at the mall
Some of them really grow to be kinda tall
I'm sure they know it's true.
I got no rap against the southern cats
Meow with accents and act like brats
But I still like them and I guess that's that
Yeah I like cats it's true

But I stay away from cat doo-doo
Up on the mountains where it's goin' to
And if I ever smell that again, it's what I'm gonna do
C-c-c-c-c-Cat doo-doo
Right to the dumpster's where I'm goin' to
Oh, gotta get that smell out of here, the bad smell of cat doo-doo.

I got no quarrel with the cool cats
I meow with them and have me a chat
They live inside all day, and they get fat
They sure do love their food
I'm tired of looking at the big stray cats
I kind of see them when my tires go flat
I figure baby, they're good for eating gnats
That's all they probably do

But I stay away from cat doo-doo
Up on the mountains where it's goin' to
If I ever smell that again, it's what I'm gonna do
C-c-c-c-c-Cat doo-doo
Take it baby, it's starting to turn blue
Gotta get that smell out of here, the bad smell of cat doo-doo.

I got nothing against the east cats
Who purr when you pet them but they hate hats
And your new kitty's like a welcome mat
it's really dirty too
I know I'm gonna miss the cats someday
I really don't wish they would go away
But one thing makes me not want them stay
it's smelling all that doo doo

Yeah I stay away from cat doo-doo
Out to the oceans' where I'm goin' to
I just gotta get out of here
Away from cat doo-doo

C-c-c-c-c-Cat doo-doo
that cat's really going, too
Oh I gotta get out of here,
Oh I gotta get out of here,
Oh I gotta get out of here,
Away from this cat doo doo.

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Mark Scotti - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
MeYOWWWWsers, that got you fives..
Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Cleaning the litter box is what the Kat - Man - Du! 5-5-5! As for me, I love cats - I just can't eat a whole one by myself! ;D
John Barry - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm caterwauling at the "hat" rhymes and the whole surreal scene.
? - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
WOW! Max Power will think he has died and gone to heaven if he sees this!
Andy Primus - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ "I meow with them and have me a chat". I do it to my cat and she answers me every time.
Phil Nelson - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Ribber, John, ?, and Andy.
2Eagle - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
They keep varmits out of the fruit trees. Count your blessings.
Phil Nelson - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle.
Tommy Turtle - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Big, mean, or not-litterbox-trained cats are bad things, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Phil Nelson - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks TT.

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