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Song Parodies -> "I Stole A Golf Cart"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Of My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"I Stole A Golf Cart"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Didn't really happen, but funny idea.......
Across the course the golf cart runs
I stole it, and now I'm slipping away
Don't know why I stole it in the first place
It seemed like a cool thing to do at the time, hey

And I can't go really fast in this cool thing
But I can hide well, invisibility
Cops may still be searching somewhere someday
What a really stupid crime
Should've stole a Chevrolet

Oh, yeah, I stole a golf cart, now I'm enjoying it
And the cops don't know where I am one bit
Forever I might roam, I'll drive the cart to my home
It might take a little time
But I'll make it

Photographs of the crime scene, long after I left
All they have, all they have
On the local news, I'm still sight unseen
Got no evidence, but still they talk about it all day
Yeah, all day

Oh, yeah, I stole a golf cart, now I'm enjoying it
And the cops don't know where I am one bit
Forever I might roam, I'll drive the cart to my home
It might take a little time, but I'll make it
Yeah, I'll make it

Until then, motel rooms and fake names
I think I shouldn't have gone so far away
I hide the golf cart, 'til get to my place
Then it'll be in the bushes
No, they'll never see my face

Oh, yeah, I stole a golf cart, now I'm enjoying it
And the cops don't know where I am one bit
Forever I might roam, I'll drive the cart to my home
It might take a little time
But I'll make it

Oh, yeah, I stole a golf cart, now I'm enjoying it
And the cops don't know where I am one bit
Forever I might roam, I'll drive the cart to my home
It might take a little time
But I'll make it

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