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Song Parodies -> "Blowin' My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Blowin' In The Wind"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Blowin' My Nose"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

How many times must I blow my nose
Before you realize the sound?
Yes, and will you know to leave the area
When it annoys everyone around?
Yes, and how many jokes must you forever make
'Bout them hearing it in Puget Sound?
Get away, I suppose, when I'm blowin' my nose
Get away when I'm blowin' my nose

How many times must I look up
And sneeze when I look at the sky?
Yes, and how many times must I blow my nose
And break all the windows nearby?
Yes, and how can I improve this situation?
Bunch of snot in this nose of mine
Live with it, I suppose, when I'm blowin' my nose
Live with it when I'm blowin' my nose

I'm sure everyone has also noticed
That I also sneeze loudly
It sounds like a whoosh, watch for the rain and mist
When you're walkin' around by me
I know that no one can simply turn their head
And pretend they don't hear or see
But it's all right, I suppose, when I'm blowin' my nose
It's all right when I'm blowin' my nose

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jan Unwin - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I live in Puget Sound. I wondered what that noise was!!
Paul Robinson - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, pace was a bit off but I liked it.

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