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Song Parodies -> "Hailing"

Original Song Title:

"Sailing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christopher Cross

Parody Song Title:

"Hailing"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

It's not far down to the green now
But it might be for me
Because the wind's real bad, and it's hailing down
There's no tranquility
I have to hide in my golf cart
Hail's all that I see
Believe me

My head got hit by a few hailstones
Before I could escape
Because the wind was bad, can't find my golf ball
Among these hailstones, hey
I wish it wasn't hailing now
The golf cart I'm driving
Bad luck, see

Hailing
Takes time away
From my golf game, ruins it for me
The wind's right there to carry the hail, see
And I'm just still waiting

Tragedy
That this happens to me
When I'm golfing
Still want to finish my round, see
Can't see where the golf ball could be
Unreturnable fee

Hailing
Takes time away
From my golf game, ruins it for me
The wind's right there to carry the hail, see
I'll play the holes quickly

I'll hit the closest thing to the hole
That's a good plan for me
Because then I won't get pelted too much
The hail's continuing
Everyone else already left
No one can believe
I'm still playing

Hailing
Takes time away
From my golf game, ruins it for me
The wind's right there to carry the hail, see
I'll play the holes quickly

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