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Song Parodies -> "Watercraft"

Original Song Title:

"Hang Fire"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

When I first went out there
In the water
Everything worked fine
It was just a fun time
Used watercrafts, used watercrafts

You know those jet skis
They went fast perfectly
But the next time they just had
A cheap brand to use, watercraft

I didn't go, didn't go, no
Got stuck on the beach, baby
Dumb watercraft, dumb watercraft
That dumb brand is crap, you know
Dumb watercraft

I'm just up by the bridge
Close to the beach
I'll get back on
It's just out of reach

I'm on the beach, can't get it started
Getting hurt from the bridge, yeah ow
That dumb thing, that dumb thing, that dumb thing
Oh yeah it just stinks baby

Not goin', not goin', not goin;
It's turnin', it's turnin', it's turnin'
And I'm in the water, this stinks

Dumb cheap brand, dumb cheap brand, dumb cheap brand
All they had, all they had, all they had
Put it in the ocean baby

Yeah, went to another place
Rent a better one
Because the first one I rented was fun
Better one, Better one, Better one
that jet ski's lots of fun baby

It was fun, it was fun, was a lot of fun baby
I zoomed on, I zoomed on, I zoomed on, I zoomed on
Zoomin' 'round the ocean baby
Doin' tricks that just look crazy

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Abby Briant - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
This one really left a wake! 555
Phil Nelson - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Abby.

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