Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
So I want real food that keeps me living
But this thing's small and white
Ruined my appetite
Chomped into it, broke my tooth off, ow ow ow

I cried
When I realized
That I am eating tampons

Sally, take my hand
While I barf into the sand
Trash the eaten tampons
Don't even mention food
Too many tampons 'round here
Never mind, let's drink some beer
My eating habits
Are making me feel much older

Eating tampons
I'm sick of eating tampons
Eating tampons
Oh, oh
Eating tampons
They're all eaten!