Song Parodies -> Greetings On My Voicemail
| Original Song Title: | "Message In A Bottle" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Greetings On My Voicemail" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
I have had many
Greetings on my machine
Me talking in accents
Saying funny things, see
Airhorns, Dean's "yeah"
Price is right yodeling
"Spiderwebs", Clapton's "Hang on", and snoring
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Two years have passed since I started this
I should have done this at the beginning
Funny stuff- instead of the same old
Boring voicemails, now-
You hear Silence, flushing
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I'm seeing
A hundred billion people
Annoyed at my greeting
Seems they just don't get my humor, no
A hundred billion people who
Hate calling my home
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Greetings on my machine
Me talking in accents
Saying funny things, see
Airhorns, Dean's "yeah"
Price is right yodeling
"Spiderwebs", Clapton's "Hang on", and snoring
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Two years have passed since I started this
I should have done this at the beginning
Funny stuff- instead of the same old
Boring voicemails, now-
You hear Silence, flushing
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I'm seeing
A hundred billion people
Annoyed at my greeting
Seems they just don't get my humor, no
A hundred billion people who
Hate calling my home
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
You can hear my greetings 'round the world
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Leave a message, get through my
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Greetings on my voicemail, yeah
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
Hearing my voicemail greetings
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Please press the pound-key to retrieve your three 5's.
LOL
Bonus points for referencing Dean's "YEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!"
hi...this is for phil....just a quick message to say i'm givin' you 5s... you don't have to call back...
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