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Song Parodies -> "The Fart Is What Matters"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart Of The Matter"

Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"The Fart Is What Matters"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

I heard you fart today, I didn't wanna hear
But I knew that it would come
It was so loud that I heard it on the phone
Glad I wasn't there, hon
'Cause then I'd have to smell it
The fart that came from you
I bet your coworkers minded it too
What are these noises you can smell through the door
Make us leave the premises
Leave your nose feeling sore

I'm learning to live with your farting
But I hate it sometimes
You know I don't, I just don't understand
What a girl could eat, to make her fart like that
I've been trying to get down, but the fart is what matters
It disrupts my music
While I dance windows shatter
With the terrible sound, forgiveness
Even if, even if you fart forevermore

These times are so uncertain
There's a burning down below
That must be released
We all hate it when we get gas
How can we survive, it rips out like a beast
Your self-assurance cannot guarantee that you won't fart
And when you do, dear, we must briefly part
Until the smells have completely gone away
But even I fart sometimes,
I've let out gas today

I'm learning to live with your farting
But it annoys me baby
I hold my nose, and then I understand
One really juicy fart is something I can stand
I've been trying to tell you, that the fart is what matters
But nothing changes
Still you let out a splatter
But I think it's about forgiveness
Even if, Even if you fart forevermore

There are people in my life who've come and gone
They rip out farts, you know they hurt my pride
Gotta put it all behind me, 'cause life goes on
You keep holding in all that gas, it'll eat you up inside, baby

I was trying to run out, cause the fart is what matters
To get away from that smell
Hearing fart noise makes me sadder
But I know you need forgiveness
Even if, even if you're farting forevermore

I've been trying to cover my ears from this clatter
While holding my nose,
It can be a difficult matter
Still I can think about forgiveness
Even if, even if you fart forevermore

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