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Song Parodies -> "Just Dans"

Original Song Title:

"Just Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Just Dans"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Yes, I've finally gone gaga. Finally decided to do a parody of Lady Googoogaga. Anyway, only heard this song a couple times now, but think I've got it. Really long song with a lot of lyrics, tough to write a parody to. Not a true story, but would've been funny if it was.
In my high school
Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan

Oh, in my high school there were these guys
All of their names were Dan, wasn't a surprise
There's Steidel, Vale, Butcher, there's three in a small class
Started a club and it caught on fast

They met in the classroom
Listened to cds by artists named Dan, the speakers boomed
They were cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember, it's obvious, obvious

Just Dans, gonna be so cool, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, breakin' all the rules, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, yeah they were the bomb, d-d-d dans
Dans, Dans, just, j-j-just dans

Oh, they looked at the Playboys there, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh and noone else was there, but they told me
They stole all the golf carts, drew weird stuff called it art
And they're all gettin' drunk in there, whoa whoa whoa whoa

They met in unused rooms
They watched movies with actors named Dan, the speakers boomed
Yeah they ruled, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember, it's obvious, obvious

Just Dans, gonna be the bomb, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, only Dans belong, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, yeah they were real cool, d-d-d dans
Dans, Dans, just, j-j-just

Well they made it their own dance floor, read Victoria's catalog
Can't believe their eyes, it's no secret in the bog
And they're just goin' to skip class, 'cause their meetings seem to go by so fast
So they moon girls, yeah they moon girls and flex and try to impress them yeah

They dance, I can see that they got so much energy
The way they're jumpin' around and around
And there's a reason all right why the golf carts are still missing
Oh they're driving them all around around the town

Just Dans, never go to school, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, smoke and belch and drool, dan dan dan dan dan

Just Dans, boozin' by the lake, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, play that tape today, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, they meet everyday, dan dan dan dan dan
Dans, Dans, just, j-j-just dans

Who? Those Dans!

Oh well dan it, how they planned it
Doin' drugs now, other planet
Room is spinnin', women in it
Names like Danielle and Danaƫ

Got big suvs, but I think they lost the keys
The cool club, all us non-Dans wanna change names
Found keys, drive round the school, you know they rule
Shift to high gear
They got it
Splittin' your ear
They got it

Just Dans, gonna be so cool, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, breakin' all the rules, dan dan dan dan dan
Just Dans, yeah they were the bomb, d-d-d dans
Dans, Dans, just, j-j-just dans

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Christie Marie M - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't get enough of Gaga! :) Great job on your first try spoofing this OS, Phil! LOL @ "Just Dans"! Nicely executed! It's a Dan-O-Rama convention in there! Hmmmm.....which "Dan" should I take to the dance? Very impressive! It's hard to distinguish amongst those 555 "Dans"!
Tommy Turtle - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
With all due respect to my good friend Christie Marie M, I find no appeal whatsoever, and so DKTOS. But the concept was very clever -- took a minute to get it -- 555.
Phil Nelson - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie and TT. I actually thought this up when I first heard the song last June but didn't write it until now.
John Barry - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Having parodied the OS, I can attest: it's tough. Lyrically lame, it stresses, so to speak, beats much more than semantics. Nice job.
Phil Nelson - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks John.
Fiddlegirl - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
So you think you can Dans? It seems *you* can! :)
Phil Nelson - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Fiddlegirl haha
TJC - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Gaga o're your Dans'tes Inferno! 5th ring!
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks TJC.

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