Welcome to the jungle of all the democrats
Oh yeah, everyone's around, running to have
The presidential position, however they may try
Their political ambitions are in the sky

In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
It's all one big zoo, you see
Watch them fight 'til they bleed

Welcome to the jungle of all the candidates
Yeah, there's Kerry, Dean, Edwards, Clark, Gephardt, Kucinich
There's Lieberman, Braun, Sharpton, yeah there's a lot
Watch them duke it out, you'll see a lot of blood and snot

In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Gotta get rid of the field
The losers will probably scream

Welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day
When they all argue no one cares what they say
But I guess one candidate will win eventually
Whatever, it really doesn't make no difference to me

In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Too many people there
I don't think anyone cares

And when they win primaries they won't wanna move on
Oh, but they'll have to, yeah

You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby, they're gonna fight
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Some will drop out after primaries
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
Others will stay on too long
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
One will emerge in victory
In the jungle welcome to the jungle
But it's all crazy there now
It's gonna drive you mad, ha!