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Song Parodies -> "Something For Zits"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss On My List"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Something For Zits"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Not a true story.
My friends all say that I need stuff for all my zits
What can I do
They don't feel the need to give such secrets away
My girl says that I need help, lay off all the junk food, junk food
But that doesn't work, I won't listen to her advice

Go to a store to cure all my zits, zap them to bits
When I want to know where the zit cream is
Can't find the aisle anywhere, seems like they don't care

Something for zits, for zits is on my list
Something for zits, for zits is on my list
Something for zits is on my list of stuff I've got to buy
Something for zits, for zits is on my list
Something for zits, for zits so they'll resist
Something for zits is on my list, why'd they turn off the lights

I go crazy wondering in what aisle is the zit cream
And I can't find someone to help, store is closing on me
I walk all the aisles now I'm lost, because the store is so big, so big
I might leave the store, forget it, can't go on looking

But if I insist on something for zits, well I know this
There are other stores where the zit cream is
Oh but I don't want to go, want to find the aisle so

Something for zits, for zits is on my list
Something for zits, for zits is on my list
Something for zits is on my list of stuff I've got to buy
Something for zits, for zits is on my list
Something for zits, for zits so they'll resist
Something for zits is on my list, why'd they turn off the lights

Oh I want it
Something for zits for zits is on my list
Something for zits for zits is on my list
Something for zits is on my list of stuff I've got to buy right now
Something for zits for zits is on my list
Something for zits for zits so they'll resist
Something for zits is on my list why'd they turn off the lights
Something for zits for zits is on my list
Something for zits for zits so they'll resist
Something for zits is on my list of stuff I've got to buy

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Mark Scotti - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
That is a fun song to "parody" to! Popping you fives...
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark.

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