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Song Parodies -> "Zamboni Racer"

Original Song Title:

"Tequila Sunrise"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Zamboni Racer"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

This'll probably soon be in the Olympics.
I'm another zamboni racer
Go up and down 'cross the ice
Don't think twice

No I can't go really fast
But I think that it's an extreme blast
And it will last

Every night when curling is shown
You want a sport that won't make you groan
Do the sport pickers know?

It isn't just another cleaner
It's fun to go around all this ice
With no fake mice

Oh, it's an amazing feelin'
Although it's really boring yes
But there's no stress

Take another cold ice water
And put it in the cup holder there
You just don't care

I'm another zamboni racer
I'll get a medal sometime
I'll clean the grime

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 5   7

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Old Man Ribber - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Without Zamboni machines and drivers, we'd all be on thin (and jagged) ice. Good parody, smooth as a resurfaced rink! ;D
Christie Marie M - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I wished that I could ride a zamboni, that's for sure! Smooth work! Smoothing 555 ice gashes on the rink with this one!
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
This parody was "smooth"!!!
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Ribber, Christie, and Mark.
Fiddlegirl - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
555... if only because "zamboni" is such a fun word to say! :)
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Fiddlegirl.
Look At Zamboni Legs.... - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
It's been done before (zamboni parodies), but this was another nice spin on the ice. ... and never have figured out "curling", except as an exercise for the biceps.

I'll vote Fives, because "Everybody loves Zamboni sometime...." (crawls for his life as rotten tomatoes hurled/curled @ shell)
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks TT. I might do one on curling sometime
2Eagle - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment
If you can find info on the Zamboni you will find out that it was invented by a man in SoCal by the same name.
Phil Nelson - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes I knew that. Thanks 2Eagle.

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