There's a hick somewhere, in his truck he's sleeping
Listens to Jethro Tull music
He wakes up and towards the tape deck starts creeping
Listens to Jethro Tull music

I don't know why nobody told him
That they're no good at all
And they haven't released anything
For a long time, y'all

If you look at his record you'll notice it's turning
It's playing Jethro Tull music
Likes the southern noise while butter he's churning
Still likes Jethro Tull music

He easily gets diverted
When he hears them sing
He puts the cd in inverted
Doesn't play anything.

He finds an old 8-track on the floor, dust collecting
Again, Jethro Tull music
He's addicted
Listens to Jethro Tull music