Song Parodies -> Fell Off Their Bikes (Bush, Kerry)
| Original Song Title: | "Come Sail Away" |
| Original Performer: | Styx |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fell Off Their Bikes (Bush, Kerry)" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
About both of their recent accidents.......
Bush biking away, fell off his bike while going at high speeds
It happened on his ranch, and he hurt his hand, face and knees
On bikes he's so clumsy, rode on loose soil
Though he had a helmet, went through turmoil
He still spoke, oh yeah, he spoke, with cameras on
And also Kerry, fell off his bike, and grazed his hand, you see
Hit a patch of sand
Veered into the oncoming lane, that's always bad
Also was wearing a helmet, but took a big spill
Neither of them can ride bikes, they're over the hill
But both their campaigns will try to carry on
They probably won't ride bikes for a very long time
They've forgotten how to ride, they should leave that all behind
They just fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
Fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
I thought that they could ride bikes, but to my surprise
They took some nasty spills after flying to the sky
They just fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
Fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
It happened on his ranch, and he hurt his hand, face and knees
On bikes he's so clumsy, rode on loose soil
Though he had a helmet, went through turmoil
He still spoke, oh yeah, he spoke, with cameras on
And also Kerry, fell off his bike, and grazed his hand, you see
Hit a patch of sand
Veered into the oncoming lane, that's always bad
Also was wearing a helmet, but took a big spill
Neither of them can ride bikes, they're over the hill
But both their campaigns will try to carry on
They probably won't ride bikes for a very long time
They've forgotten how to ride, they should leave that all behind
They just fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
Fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
I thought that they could ride bikes, but to my surprise
They took some nasty spills after flying to the sky
They just fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
Fell off their bikes, fell off their bikes
Fell off their bikes, clumsy
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Don't forget President Bartlet fell off his bike on the pilot of "The West Wing."
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