-> "I Bought These New Jeans"
Original Song Title:
"I Go To Extremes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Bought These New Jeans"
The Lyrics
Get me a tailor, feel like a fool
If my jeans fall down I won't look too cool
They don't fit on me, they did last week
Got upset stomach, now new jeans I seek
Sometimes my jeans feel like they're way too tight
Other times it seems they won't fit all right
Maybe it's only this week
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Too tight or too loose, there ain't no in-betweens
And if they stay or they fall
I am appalled by it all
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Sometimes they fit well, sometimes they don't
Sometimes they feel too tight sometimes they won't
I don't know how they will act today
I wish this problem would just go away
Tell me how much do you think I can take
I'll buy some new jeans 'cause this takes the cake
Sometimes they feel just ok
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Too tight or too loose, there ain't no in-betweens
And if they stay or they fall
I am appalled by it all
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Oh they fit so well, inside the store
Til I put them in my drawer
Don't know what happened or why they don't fit anymore
My weight stays quite constant, day after day
But still sometimes they don't fit
Undo button, so they're not tight
Why did I buy these new jeans?
And if they stay or they fall
I am appalled by it all
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Too tight or too loose, there ain't no in-betweens
And if they stay or they fall
I am appalled by it all
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
Too tight or too loose, there ain't no in-betweens
You can be sure they'll be gone
I won't be wearing them long
Darling I don't know why I bought these new jeans
I don't know why...I don't know why...
I don't know why...I don't know why...
Out of the drawer...into the trash...
Get some new ones...to stores I'll dash
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