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Song Parodies -> "Old Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Old Fart"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

If you see a driver in the middle of the road
swerving everywhere it's an...Old Fart! Old Fart yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, but there's old farts in my way
But there's old farts in my way, old farts in my way
They got them a car, it's as big as a whale, and they never get out of the way
They got them Chryslers, they seat about 20
Bunch of old farts in each one, it's driving slowly

The old farts are little old people who should not be driving
Old Farts baby, old farts baby.
Old baby, they stink up the road, Old Farts baby, they go real slow

Sign says, you can go 70, but they go 10 'cause they're old farts
They drive off the road, to the middle of a field
Yeah they can't see or hear, take their license back

Old farts on the turnpike
Old farts on the highway
Old farts on the main roads
Old farts on the backstreets

The old farts are little old people who all stick together
Old Farts baby! Old Farts, they can't drive fast!
They are rubberneckin', lookin' like it's nothin', speedometer's at nothing
While everyone's honking
They just don't care! They just don't care!
When they see their turn they cut you off, move four lanes instead of driving around
Nobody's movin', nobody's groovin baby!
It's all because old farts keep their speed down
Nobody's movin', nobody's groovin baby!
Stinky old farts! Stinky old farts!

Walk to their Lincolns, they're as big as a whale, I wish they would set sail!
Instead of driving cars that seat about 20
Really slow, wasting our time and gas money

Bang bang bang on the door baby! An old fart ran into you!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! They couldn't see you!
Bang Bang! On the door baby!
Bang Bang! On the door!
Bang Bang! On the door baby!
Bang Bang! On the door!
What a big surprise!
Old farts, crazy old farts!
Old farts, crazy old farts!
Old farts, crazy old farts!
Old farts, crazy old farts!
Hate it baby, that's how they are
Rubberneckin', swervin' and drivin' slow are the old farts

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