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Song Parodies -> "The New Yankee Workshop"

Original Song Title:

"Neverending Story"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limahl

Parody Song Title:

"The New Yankee Workshop"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Just thought of this recently. Rabbits and biscuits are apparently woodworking terms for little pieces of wood.
Turn it on, look at what you see
Norm Abram, he's building all your dreams
Make benches and leaf tables
With his instructions, just wear safety glasses
And read directions it's The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)

Build a chest
Out of an old tree
In your barn
You might like what you see

Norm will visit places
Just to give him new ideas
And he is there in the barn
Making vanities it's The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)
Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)

Watch Norm work
And make all those rabbits
In his hands
A bunch of new biscuits

He stops, says "good morning"
'cause it's now the second day
And there beyond This Old House
Is Norm Abram he's in The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)
Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)

The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)
The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)

The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)
The New Yankee Workshop
(Aah, aah, aah)

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Mark Scotti - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Woodworking you fives...
Phil Nelson - January 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark. The idea for this came from when I was searching my cable for New Yankee Workshop and Neverending Story came up.
blackjack21 - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm working on something in my workshop too. It's called the Neverending Project. Good work, 555 rabbit biscuits.
Phil Nelson - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks blackjack.

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