Song Parodies -> Got Constipation
| Original Song Title: | "Infatuation" |
| Original Performer: | Rod Stewart |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got Constipation" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
Early in the morning I can't sleep
Too much crap inside of me
And you know I just can't let it out
I feel like I wanna shout
Caught me down like a killer shark
Shouldn't have eaten that aardvark
Sit on the toilet, nothing happens, hey
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge
Oh no not again
It hurts so bad
I don't understand
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
My butt just can't do anything
Need something to ease the pain
The stuff hasn't worked, don't know what to do
I'm sure it's happened to you
Oh no not again
It hurts so bad
I don't understand
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Yeah, I'm constipated
Stuff finally worked, pain's goin' now
Yeah, I'm goin' once again, and how
Think it gave me diarrhea
Or I'm makin' up for lost time, yeah
Hope I don't again
Have a visit
From my old friend,
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
It just stinks
Too much crap inside of me
And you know I just can't let it out
I feel like I wanna shout
Caught me down like a killer shark
Shouldn't have eaten that aardvark
Sit on the toilet, nothing happens, hey
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge
Oh no not again
It hurts so bad
I don't understand
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
My butt just can't do anything
Need something to ease the pain
The stuff hasn't worked, don't know what to do
I'm sure it's happened to you
Oh no not again
It hurts so bad
I don't understand
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Got constipation
Yeah, I'm constipated
Stuff finally worked, pain's goin' now
Yeah, I'm goin' once again, and how
Think it gave me diarrhea
Or I'm makin' up for lost time, yeah
Hope I don't again
Have a visit
From my old friend,
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
Yeah, constipation
It just stinks
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