There's a fat man jogging
Down the corner of my street
Every morning he tries to lose weight

There's a grandma driving,
Ran over a cat
And hit a few trees

Oh someone let me go
From this town I'd like to go
Bit I don't even know
Where else to hit
Zagreb,Osijek or Split?

My school's a dump
Can't even call it a school
Like a run-down stump
It goes o-o-on
Gonna crash down someday
Or get blown away

Oh someone let me go
From this stuff called life
It's much like a mall
Full of various shit and stuff
And very very pricey

Oh just forget this,
This ain't a real parody spoof
Why don't you go outside?