Reasons I had to give this a 1/1/1 1. I fail to see any jokes or any other form of humor in this. 2. The whole thing is rife with spelling errors. 3. There are random syllables missing throughout. 4. The rhyme scheme bears little resemblance to the rhyme sceme in the original. 5. There are entire sections of the song missing (not just the oohs and ahhs, which are entirely understandable to leave out. The "nothing else compares" and the "home, home, where I want you to go" should remain). 6. What does it even mean? Sorry, I hate to be so blunt, but this was pretty crappy. Try harder next time?