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Song Parodies -> "Crocks (A Memorial Of Steve Irwin)"

Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Crocks (A Memorial Of Steve Irwin)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

In memory of Steve Irwin: 1962-2006
Fights break out, "Aye these guys is tame"
Bites coincide, not that intense
Knocked me down and tried to squeeze
Got me leg, Me leg now bleeds (Bleeding)
No doubt I show no dread, shove a cobra to my head (cobra)
Trouble? I'm never maimed
Liars everything is tamed (flinging)

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaars

Zooooooooooooooo
Staaaaaaaaaaaaar

Delusion never stops
Hissing snakes, and angry crocks (Cobra)
One thwack and you'll be drone
But they just flop, no venom flows (Clinging)
Watch out! Your mother pleads
Curse you mom it's expertise (Momma)
Last part of the tour, a Sting Ray's shot made him deceased (Stinging)

Screeeeeeeeeeeeewed
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Throooooooooooooooough
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeewed
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...
Sparred...

And Irwin's in our prayers
He's climbing Heaven's Stairs
Yes, Irwin's in our prayers

Huuuuuuuuuuuge
Heart

Huuuuuuuuuuge
Heart

Steve, Steve he is dead we'll all grieve
Steve, Steve he is dead we'll all grieve
Steve, Steve he is dead we'll all grieve
Steve, Steve he is dead we'll all grieve
Steve

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
gonna miss that loon
The Piano Minstrel - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
It was unsurprising, but unexpected. Good parody.
TJC - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine work... distills his larger than life persona nicely
2Eagle - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
That is not a safe business to be in.
Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
it's not a good week for anyone else to die in Australia, as the papers have no room left over - Steve had to go that way some time - it was only a matter of time - 555
Silver Power - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, though I didn't like the guy. He held his baby in one hand while feeding a Crocodile in the other. Nonetheless, great parody.
Luke Brattoni - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
A fine tribute to a fine environmentalist with a love for emphasising the 'mental' part.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I wrestled through this parody with a smile.
Charley Tuna - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Now THAT was funny!! More like that, Mr. Poopy-pants!

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