Shocks go out and I can't replace
So claims my local dealer place
The part is gone, it's obsolete
So, I beg, I beg and plead,

Saying, "Please sir, I need these parts,
Or I cannot drive my car; and I
Will feel like such a chump,
Bottom out on every bump."
Thinking this sucks, This sucks

Squeaking sounds never stop,
Coming from my worn-out shocks
Gonna come back and try again,
Perhaps they'll have them in stock then
Thinking, order them specially,
From a repro company
And I'll eliminate the clunks,
And bangs I hear traversing bumps

Thinking,
This sucks [x6]
No one else repairs
Oh no one else repairs
And no one even cares

This sucks [continues in background]
Home, home, order over the phone [x4]