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Song Parodies -> "Dangerous Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Speed of Sound"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Dangerous Sand"

Parody Written by:

2:49 AM

The Lyrics

Sand is far more dangerous than you think.
How long before I get out
Before I starts and I sink in
How long before the tide comes in
Before I know the afterlife
How do, how do I get out?
If you knew sand then you'd get out
How long do I have to climb
Out of this pile of evil sand

Look up, I look up with fright
Sand is collapsin' at the speed of light
I wish I was stuck in a tree
At least the firemen might think you're a kitty
How long will I be stuck
Cause my head's stuck in some sand
I'll die before I get out
Because I'm seeing my life flash

All that sand and all that death
All those places I could die
It had to be with dangerous sand
Why couldn't it have been old age
Crabs are crawling on the ground
If you knew this then you'd stay away

Food that you'll never eat
And the sand is one of them
It spills right into your mouth
And it's crunching really bad
The sand couldn't let me scream
In my eyes it won't let me see
Listen you better believe
While all forms of death are bad

All that sand and all that death
All those places I could die
It had to be with dangerous sand
And I'm buried beneath it
And the crabs are crawling on the ground
If you knew this then you'd stay away
Oh, if you knew this then you'd stay away

All those warning signs are true
It's bad to get sand in your mouth

And sand is falling in your mouth
To show you how bad it is
Crabs are crawlin' on the ground
If knew this then you'd stay away
Oh, if you knew this then you'd stay away

I bet you're scared to go to the beach now! Even though it is February.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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duh - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
haha that was lolzers i hate sand duh

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