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Song Parodies -> "Full of Lies (Pete Buttigieg)"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Full of Lies (Pete Buttigieg)"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

I am suddenly so uncomfortable with how Mayor Pete is doing in the polls recently. Time to take him down a peg. Also, I am not deflecting from my other project, just something I quickly cobbled together. Not expecting 5's here, just bored at work.
(Intro)
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

(Verse 1)
When we was just a mayor
He really didn’t care
With the racism on his streets
But he couldn’t fire the chief
Since Pete is full of-full of-full of lies,
Full of-full of- full of lies
Full of-full of- full of lies
Going for a bigger prize

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

(Verse 2)
In the mil,-itary, helping out Afghaniiiiis
Pete discharged back in’17, thousands more still at the scene
Speaks so well, yet acts so smugly
Billionaires dole out the cash
Bringing up, a faith-based tale
M4A, he will not say, if you want it*
M4A, from the gay, is not legit

(Chorus)
Since Pete is full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of-full of lies
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Buttigieg’s full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of-full of lies
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no

(Bridge)
Blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah-blah^
Looking for, leader to bring, party demise
Keep regime wars going on, so that it can normalize

(Chorus 2)
Someone that’s full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of-full of lies
Someone that’s full of-full of-full of lies
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no
Someone that’s full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of-full of lies
Someone that’s full of-full of-full of lies
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no

(Guitar Solo)

Someone that’s full of-full of-full of lies
Full of-full of- full of lies
Someone that’s full of-full of-full of lies
No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
* = Medicare for all who want it? WHO DOESN'T WANT MEDICARE!!! Are contientious objectors to your plan an excuse for savings? How are you paying for it Pete? ^ = Consider these lines from the various languages that Pete is fluent in. Nobody cares how many languages you know, just ask Booker, Castro, and O'Rourke how speaking Spanish helped them.

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Arch Vile - October 25, 2019 - Report this comment
I think i'm going to throw a bone here. Whether or not this has been written, I remember that the first name of Elizabeth Warren's spouse is Bruce. This reminded me of that ELO song Don't Bring Me Down. I gave you the hook, you can fill in the rest.

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