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Song Parodies -> "Traffic Jam"

Original Song Title:

"Speed of Sound"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Traffic Jam"

Parody Written by:

2:49 AM

The Lyrics

My second parody of "Speed of Sound." It's about a big traffic jam. Please comment.
How long before it all ends
When will it end, before we can drive
Why must we be deprived
Before we hit the gas pedal
When will, when will it end
Mile long traffic jam that never ends
Tempted to jump up and climb
Across the roofs of this giant car line

I look out of the windshield
Sedans are moving at the speed of snail,
I am writing my will
Because there is just no big chance I will survive
How long will I have to wait
In the middle of the highway
This jam's lasted 3 hours
I think I'm better off walking there

All those cars and all those trucks
Are sitting painfully still
And we are all trapped in a traffic jam
I'd rather eat a bowl of sand
Cars are going at the speed of snail
It's a horror you just can't comprehend

These cars that just won't ever move
All the passengers are getting crabby
The toll booths that you put up
They just slow all of it way down
I am growing quite weary
What the heck is going on right now
Moon's up and we're all stuck
And no one is moving, what's going on

All those cars and all those trucks
Are sitting painfully still
And we are all trapped in a traffic jam
I'd rather eat a bowl of sand
Cars are going at the speed of snail
Oh, it's a horror you just can't comprehend

Suddenly, it's morning again
Nobody's moved an inch
I had better get comfy, ooooh

And we are all trapped in a traffic jam
I'd rather eat a bowl of sand
Cars are going at the speed of snail
Oh, it's a horror you just can't comprehend

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2:49 AM - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
WHY HASN'T ANYONE VOTED OR COMMENTED!?
Bob - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I did. Awesome parody.
Joe - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree! Traffic Jam is a hilarious parody! Please people, check it out!
Like I'd Tell You - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great!
Hi - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sweet parody man!
littleCupCakes - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, no one likes to even read about traffic JAMs!

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