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Song Parodies -> "Kiss You"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss You"

Parody Written by:

GrayJ

The Lyrics

A parody I wrote sometime in December (was originally going to be "Kill You") for a game on a forum I'm on. And no, it's not some sappy love song. It's about a guy who got dumped/rejected. Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry if some of the lyrics sound to much like the original. :~/
When you want someone you know it can't be
If you look at my face, it's not full of glee
And you looked so hot when you dumped me
You dumped me first

And the sweat's perspiring off my face
When I try to talk, I fall on my... face
My love's something I just can't erase
What could be worse?

I will drive you home
And we'll get so close
And I will try to kiss you

If it's in the rain, or in the snow
I'm just too in love to let you go
And now you've broken my you-loving soul
You made it hurt

I will take you home
Cause you shake my bones
And I will try to kiss you

You got a nice face
Whatever you do I won't go away
Please don't spray that mace
And I'll

You got a nice face
I beg of you please don't slap me in the face (?)
Please don't swing that mace
And I'll

I will drive you home
And we'll get so close
And I will try to kiss you

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Red Ant - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Aside from rhyming face with itself, this was a very good parody of a difficult song. "Please don't spray that mace" was my favorite line.

"I'm sorry if some of the lyrics sound to much like the original"; actually this parody is better than the original... it makes more sense. =)
John Lomain - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Still gotta write my parody on this, this was funny
Adam - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This one is good.... exaclty how i feel atm... damn i hate chicks

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