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Original Song Title:

"Yellow"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Random"

Parody Written by:

2:49 AM

The Lyrics

I bizzare, nonlinear song (at least 'til the end). Inspired by "I Like it That Way", another random song. This took forever to make, specifically about 20 painful minutes. Forgive any mistakes. Please comment.
Don't eat that truck,
Spitting in your keyboard,
Paper clip is your friend,
My name is Flashlight Man.

That's not mustard,
Barbie dolls start a war,
Screws are not to eat,
Martians aren't the world

My homework ate my dog,
The comic book loves itself,
Where is my walking stick

Candle
Don't be House's patient,
Oh, no, oh no, 8 syllables,
Why is, why is a log sleeping
Barbeque sauce is evil.

Baseballs attack,
I like to watch movies,
The clocks go backwards now.

My printer really is insane
I have a couch,
I clipped a fingernail,
There's nothing on TV,
Dr Pepper is great

Tune in,
Dinosaurs killed comets,
Afraid of giant stick figures,
Mooses are mooses,
Hair can come in weird styles,
Back seat of the bus.

This song was so really random,
You are likely scared now,
Cause it is random,
This song was so really random,
This song was so really random,
It was random.

Be more random,
And maybe scare a few,
With all the weird things you'll do.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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DUDE - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
WHAT THE !@#@! WAS THAT. OMG.
DJ Blaze - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I am a huge fan of randomness, so I will continue the rest of this comment in random form. Gobbledeeguck, this is the most fish-head random parody in the tomato stake of TURKEY!!! 555

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