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Song Parodies -> "Gesundheit"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Gesundheit"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Cat dander, pollen and even ragweed
When you inhale that stuff, it ain't what you need
So your nose does something at amazing speed
Runs in reverse

So then you start to scrunch up your face
Like you ate something that was bad to taste
A tickle coming up that you must embrace
It could be worse

Nerves ingite your dome
And excite your nose
And you soon will say, "Achoo!"

And I'm your friend, the best you know
Walking with you to the movie show
And I see you are about to blow
(Feel like a nurse)

All I have's a comb,
My wallet and phone
But I don't have a tissue

(uh.....uh......uh....uh....uh....uh...)

("ACHOO!"---just when the beat picks up)

Snot streams from your face
And passers-by move off to give us some space
Snot streams from your face
Oh my!

Snot streams to my face
On my tie too, but fortunately it should not stain
Snot streams on my face
Oh my!

"Excuse me," you moan
We stand still as stones
And I just say, "God bless you!"
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Rick C - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is nothing to sneeze at....555
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
the first german word i ever learned...5s
Red Ant - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm DKTOS on this right now but I'm probably getting some Coldplay soon.
Red Ant - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Your rhyming is outstanding and it is funny, but given the way Chris Martin sings this (i.e. carrying every other syllable) the stressing you have choked me up a bit. Putting hyphens or periods in/after some of the words might have helped. Yep, got "X&Y" tonight.
Rocky Mak - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
OK. Finally a song I do know. Since I saw this, I've decided to do one about bodily functions, too. It's still under construction. You'll see it once I'm done.
Rocky Mak - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
OK, it's up. Search for "I Don't Wanna Smell So Stink"
Guy - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC-5G)

Snot bad - snot bad at all even though the mental image is a bit gross, but then where would the parody be without it. This is as funny as it is runny.
Melanie Lee - May 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Eull! Pretty clever idea. However, it seems your pacing is way off too often; some lines I couldn't follow at all. It seems you have both mismatched stresses and too many syllables. I didn't laugh at all, but I give you some credit for grossing me out in the second half of the song. 3-4-3.
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I dunno Ag, the imagery was pretty disgusting. And unfortunately I have a real problem with clunky lines that sound hastily arranged to fit a rhyme (ie. they don't sound conversational) and "Like you ate something that was bad to taste" was one of those - it might be just me, but they make me shudder - 555
Claude Prez - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Eew. Some clever stuff tho.
Red Ant - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Having done this OS myself, I can say it is a lot harder than it looks. I would have like to seen a bit more done with the "Snot streams from your face" lines. This is still pretty good even after nearly three years.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC4) The stressing was kinda clunky, but you kept the story going really well - it'd be pretty hard to have a four minute song about a sneeze, not sneezING, A sneeze. 555 for yo...ah...ah...ah...AH-CHOO! 'Scuse me.
Matthias - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Good idea, but honestly I have to agree with T-Cop and Melanie the pacing on this one was a bit clunky, but this was still a great original song to parody and one that need to spoof later down the line.
Jeff Reuben - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Very descriptive song about what I go through each spring and fall. Good for one of your older ones.
Below Average Dave - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree on the 'conversational comment by Stu. . .still I enjoyed this parody, I don't think I really had trouble following it to the OS like some said, but it was a tad awkward, good job completely this under-rated TOS though.
Matthias - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment
One of Coldplay's lamer songs... And I agree with my comment earlier than a few of the lines were a bit clunky. Still it was a good enough idea to get a 555 from me.
Christie Marie M - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry 77) Agri, this satire 'stuffed' up really well! Achoo, achoo, achoo, achoo. (In between sneezes) here's some...achoo... 5...achoo...5...achoo...5 (achoo) doses of Benadryl. Geshundheit and salut to you 'Morfee!
bobpiecheese - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above! Still kinda clunky, particularly in the first verse, but overall very good.
Below Average Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see it again, I just like weird topics, like sneezing, too songs that deserve it, like this. Original was so insipid, your lyrics are actually more meaningful than TOS. . .
Rex - July 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Everyone back, he's gonna blow! Fun topic and you expectorated it well.

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