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martyn mercer UK

The Lyrics

hey...i think this one's a excellent parody of an excellent bands excellent song. Excellent!
At tesco, i buy my cheese,
rubber gloves and frozen peas,
put my goods in my trolley,
oh,marmite, two for one,(sayin')
next up, i'm buying veg,
weed killer for the hedge,
turkey for christmas day,
a CD by that coldplay, (shoppin')

ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,
ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,

obsession,it never stops,
when i'm going to the shops, (oh look)
half price on angel cake,
i just can't stop, gee whizz! there's steak (yummy)
withdraw, three hundred pounds,
the price of spam has just gone down,(yippee)
junk food, and other crud,
fresh eggs, and packaged spuds, (shoppin')

ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,
ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,

let's pay, for my groceries,
oh dear, lost my credit card,
have to, return all my goods,
did you, like this parody?,

(c) Martyn mercer UK(c) Chris Martin and the rest of Coldplay oh yeah, and the other folk who helped them with the original Special thanks to:Louise 'Shari' Pryer- why? (shrugs) don't ask.. erm.. because she's my wife?.. yeah..that's why!

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Nick J(Ghosteller) - March 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree!Coldplay is one of the best bands ever!5,5,5
tash - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
im with you on that coldplay rock!!!

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