At tesco, i buy my cheese,
rubber gloves and frozen peas,
put my goods in my trolley,
oh,marmite, two for one,(sayin')
next up, i'm buying veg,
weed killer for the hedge,
turkey for christmas day,
a CD by that coldplay, (shoppin')

ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,
ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,

obsession,it never stops,
when i'm going to the shops, (oh look)
half price on angel cake,
i just can't stop, gee whizz! there's steak (yummy)
withdraw, three hundred pounds,
the price of spam has just gone down,(yippee)
junk food, and other crud,
fresh eggs, and packaged spuds, (shoppin')

ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,
ooh ooh ooh ah-ah,
ah!,

let's pay, for my groceries,
oh dear, lost my credit card,
have to, return all my goods,
did you, like this parody?,