-> "Fear of Clowns"
Original Song Title:
"Speed of Sound" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fear of Clowns"
Oh Doc, why'd you bring me in?
Before you start talking, fill me in
You want to discuss why I
Freaked out at the movies last night?
How'd you get in the know?
I called you last night? That cannot be so
I bumped my head, maybe twice?
That would explain all of this bleeding, right?
Look, here's what happened last night
Girlfriend had dragged me along to Twilight
I hoped to catch some sleep
After watching some trailers for new movies
The Joker filled up the screen
That was when I started to scream
The ushers told me to stop
It'll be months before they heal up
I made noise and I made sounds
Tranquilizers calmed me down
And why? Because I have a fear of clowns
The buggers creep me out, they do
That is why I pass out near the grounds
Of any circus, whether old or new
Would you like to know why I
Freak out at clowns, even at a brief sight
It started when I was young
Heard that one before? Well, shut up
One night I happened to see
Film of a book by Stephen King
Tim Curry's still haunting me
Even when he's just Nigel Thornberry
I was two and so I cried
Dad didn't care, he was high
Since then I've harboured quite a fear of clowns
They really make me mess my pants
Seem so harmless making goofy sounds
But to me, they're sociopathic, man
Oh, don't give two shits 'bout their fellow man
That makeup, they look alien
Creeping me out again
Uncanny valley brethren
Would you help me conquer my fear of clowns?
I'm sure that name tag don't mean squat
Yeah, the one on your chest: "Doctor Clown"
But I am sure it will not mess things up
No, my eye twitches when my bowels act up
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