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Song Parodies -> "Try To PooPoo"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Try To PooPoo"

Parody Written by:

Dan Cummings

The Lyrics

When you try your best but you don't succeed
You ate that pizza with extra cheese
You feel so tired your feet are asleep
Your legs are numb

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you can no longer make waste
You push and push till your red it the face
could it be worse?

Constipation on the rise
with every Big Mac and Fries
But I will try to Poo Poo

Cry up above when your blocked below
You wish you would have just said no
To the 4 slabs of cheese and cookie dough
Its like giving birth

Constipation on the rise
with every Big Mac and Fries
But I will try to Poo Poo

Tears stream down your face
When you can no longer make the waste
Tears stream down your face
And I

Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from all of my food mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And I

Constipation on the rise
with every Big Mac and Fries
But I will try to Poo Poo
(C) 2006 Planet Shadow Productions, Chattanooga TNwww.myspace.com/dancummings

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2:49 AM - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Normally I wouldn't enjoy a toilet themed parody, but this was hilarious! Great job! 555!
aoid - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I wish we could cut down on the number of poo poo parodies on here. I think the subject has been worn out a long time ago. Try something original.

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