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Song Parodies -> "Pair O' Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Pair O' Balls"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

The first song of the 2nd annual Labor Day All-Nighter Parodization. I considered doing a meta-parody titled "Parodize," but a google search revealed someone had already done that partially on their blog. "Pair of Dice" was incredibly obvious, so naturally it has already been done too, by a YouTube partner. Then I thought "ok, what other common expression starts with 'pair of'?" I think of this more as someone making fun of a friend than actual trash talking
Trouble talking to giiiiirls
Rollercoasters you huuuuurl
Son you’re too afraid to give a speeeeech
See a tiny spider, you SCREEEEECH
Man grow a pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Without spine, your scrotum’s small

You scream like little giiiiirl
When riding the tilt-a-whiiiiirl
Wouldn’t shred a wave at the beeeeeach
‘Fraid a shark would bite off your feeeeet
I buy a Ford, you buy mom’s Chevy
You squeal at snakes and…butterflies...?
Drink light beer, won’t start a brawl
You listen to Taylor Swift and shop at mallllls
In the night, dark stormy night, you’ll whine and baaawwl

Can’t grow a pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Be bol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-old
Please grow a pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Sho-o-o-o-o-ow some soul

Lalalalalalalala etc
Baby wimp, you gutless shrimp, pussy cat dolllll
Dastardly yellow-bellied chicken crap is what you are called

You need a pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Dude needs a pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Gro-o-o-o-o-o-ow a
A freakin’ pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
Give him a pair of, pair of…pair o’ balls
(Etc. etc.)

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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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