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Song Parodies -> "Stalks"

Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Stalks"

Parody Written by:

Katz

The Lyrics

My feet just stop but I hear more
I look around but it's to dark
I get pushed forward on my knees
And I beg, I'm begging please, thinking

Come out of places unseen
Shoot me now in my spleen i'm in
Trouble from gambling games
Russian tigers can't be tamed, thinking

I'm gone
I'm gone

This confusion doesn't stop
He's got a gun, and he stalks
He wants money, but doesn't know
I left all my cash at home, thinking

Come on and kill me please
Or you'll miss your oppertunities
With the sick guy be cured
Or will he still be diseased, thinking

I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone

And no one else cares
And no one else cares
And no one else cares

I'm gone
I'm gone

Heaven, where I wanted to go
Heaven, where I wanted to go
Heaven, where I wanted to go
Heaven, where I wanted to go

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