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Song Parodies -> "Medevil Moron"

Original Song Title:

"Viva La Vida"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Medevil Moron"

Parody Written by:

Trace Kenneth

The Lyrics

READ THIS BEFORE READING THE LYRICS!! This song is about a man who turned into a criminal after his wife cheated on him. He was so outraged at this that he rebelled against the world by starting a war. His doings are clearly explained in the lyrics. In my opinion its great but think whatever you want of it.
I used to fool the world
Bees would fly every time I curled
Now there is a warning
I need to blow
Reap the “cheats” I used to know

I used to poll the vice
Seal the beer in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the cloud would sing
Now the bold thing is dead
Long live the thing

One minute I had to pee
Next the malls had closed on me
And I discovered that my vassals land
Upon killers of fault and killers of bland

I fear Jerusalem smells a bringin’
Roman cavalry fires a stingin’
Be my hearer my lord and shield
My missionaries in a warren field
That bum’s treason is not explained
As you know he was never, never an honest nerd
But that was when I fooled the world

It was a wicked and wild grin
Screwed ‘round the doors to bet me in
Battered windows and the sound of Tums
People wouldn’t believe what I’ve succumbed
Revolutionaries wait, for some bread on a silver crate
Just a muppet on the only swing
Oh who would ever wanna just sing?

I fear Jerusalem smells a bringin’
Roman cavalry fires a stingin’
Be my hearer my lord and shield
My missionaries in a warren field
For some treasons that aren’t explained
I know St. Peter will use my name
Never an honest turd
But that was when I fooled the world

Owaoooh (Chorus 5x)

I fear Jerusalem smells a bringin’
Roman cavalry fires a stingin’
Be my hearer my lord and shield
My missionaries in a warren field
For most reasons we can’t explain
We know ant eaters won’t use our frames
Never an honest herd
But that was when I fooled the world

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Agrimorfee - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Decidedly goofy...it's better without the explanation (and better than Chris Martin's lyrics)! Congrats on getting this one done first.

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