I used to fool the world
Bees would fly every time I curled
Now there is a warning
I need to blow
Reap the “cheats” I used to know

I used to poll the vice
Seal the beer in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the cloud would sing
Now the bold thing is dead
Long live the thing

One minute I had to pee
Next the malls had closed on me
And I discovered that my vassals land
Upon killers of fault and killers of bland

I fear Jerusalem smells a bringin’
Roman cavalry fires a stingin’
Be my hearer my lord and shield
My missionaries in a warren field
That bum’s treason is not explained
As you know he was never, never an honest nerd
But that was when I fooled the world

It was a wicked and wild grin
Screwed ‘round the doors to bet me in
Battered windows and the sound of Tums
People wouldn’t believe what I’ve succumbed
Revolutionaries wait, for some bread on a silver crate
Just a muppet on the only swing
Oh who would ever wanna just sing?

I fear Jerusalem smells a bringin’
Roman cavalry fires a stingin’
Be my hearer my lord and shield
My missionaries in a warren field
For some treasons that aren’t explained
I know St. Peter will use my name
Never an honest turd
But that was when I fooled the world

Owaoooh (Chorus 5x)

I fear Jerusalem smells a bringin’
Roman cavalry fires a stingin’
Be my hearer my lord and shield
My missionaries in a warren field
For most reasons we can’t explain
We know ant eaters won’t use our frames
Never an honest herd
But that was when I fooled the world