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Song Parodies -> "This Song Is All Yellow"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"This Song Is All Yellow"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

This is the twelfth parody of this song on this site; I especially recommend
Spaff.com's version and Jan Unwin's.
I bought a car,
I bought a car for you,
A taxi, not too used......
Yeah, it was all yellow!

I went to war,
I went to war for you,
My friends enlisted, too,
But they were all yellow!

....Ate way too much mustard,
A crazy thing to have done,
My sh*t was all yellow--

I read
A book attributed
To find
Out what Confucius said
Lao Tzu
You know I love him so,
A very wise fellow--

I ate some snow,
Some funky snow for you,
A stupid thing to do--
Cuz it was all yellow--

The restaurant,
That bar I took you to,
The salads would not do,
Cuz they were all Jell-o--

You say
Please kick this yellow jones,
Try blue,
Or green or purple tones,
You know,
For you I'd pee myself dry,
For you I'd pee myself dry.......

This hue,
Urine that shines for you,
Urine that shines for you,
Urine that shines for,
Urine that shines for you,
Urine that shines for you,
Urine that shines!

Look at the pot,
Urine that shines for you,
And all the things that you do.......
ęBob "Watch Out Where The Huskies" Gomez 2004

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

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Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice, Bob. 5's.
Claude Prez - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean these aren't the original words? ; ) Well done Bob
Jared - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work Bob..I especially liked the fake-out on the Chinese philosophers (I was SO afraid tyou were going to refer toAsians as "Yellow" on that part, so it worked as you wanted it to!)-555
John Barry - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like the progressive structure of the parody.
Kristof Robertson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Jaundice-tastic!! And great to see Coldplay getting "the treatment"...555
Bob Gomez, eating curried tofu with Spam - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee Range: I'm glad you liked it and thank you.
Claude: as far as I'm concerned, they might as well be. I can't make any sense out of the original, though it's a nice melody.
Jared: I'm so glad you liked the fake-out. Very sophisticated of you to notice.
John B: Thanks. This was a pretty difficult parody to write. To get the right mix of absurdity and coherence took about three weeks.
Kristof: Thanks, it's like Coldplay is the Bread of the 2000's....d;:^)
... - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
dude, leave coldplay alone, they get so much sh*t for being coldplay

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