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Song Parodies -> "Annoying Sound"

Original Song Title:

"Speed Of Sound"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Annoying Sound"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

On Sunday the 29th May 2005, Coldplay's new single "Speed Of Sound" entered the charts at number two. Beaten only by the most annoying 'song' of all time, Crazy Frog. This song shows Coldplay's reaction to the news...
How long must we be exposed
Before that damn song becomes overthrown
How much the company makes by
Ringtones alone, and now single sales
Why us, what did we do?
To deserve this frog and hit number 2
How long can it stay up top
I'll give it a week at the number one spot

God no, how can this be right?
It's right above Coldplay, don't tell me it's liked
A frog, a frog on a bike
Goes bim-bim-bim, so what's to like?
How long is this gonna run
Now it's crap, it started as fun
It starts, but it never stops
Continuous loops, it sits at the top

All this noise, what is this sound?
I stomp my phone into the ground
It makes you wonder how the Swede got found
We don't know how it all began
And the frog comes making that annoying sound
If you hear it, then you'll understand

Oh dear, do you understand?
Not even Coldplay have the upper hand
How long we've gotta put up
Before we decide enough is enough
A song I don't wanna hear
It's purpose is very unclear
I know it's hard to believe
This bad number one is gratin' on me

It's all noise, it's not a sound
Where's the humour in this now?
And I go wincing when I hear the sound
To show you I don't give a damn
This turd came flying from the underground
If you could see it, then you'd want it banned
Oh if you see it then you'll understand

All this cash the public has spent
If they could see where it's went
Swede gets paid, we all get bent
And the cash went flying to that stupid sound
To show them all we're thick as planks
The bird's and Nessie's turn will come around
If you could see it then you'd take a stand
Oh, when you see it then you'll give a damn
* The Crazy Frog used to be a ringtone until some smart arse decided to remix it and release it as a single** The Bird and Nessie are also ringtones from the same company who owns the Crazy Frog***The Swede refers to the sad act who actually spends time doing the noise for the ringtoneDAK's other parodies can be found on his Parody Authors page, which also includes a full parody listing and a bio

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Rick C - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I heard something about this on the radio today. I guess half the UK loves it and the other half can't stand it. Have never heard it myself. Anyway, cheers...555
Dumb Ass Kid - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Guess which half i'm in? ; ) Thanx!
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hallelujah, brother DAK! Crazy Frog...arrggh...that freakin' ad is on all the freakin' time...bim bim braaarrr!...jeez... but this was great! 555 and you've given me an idea! ;-)
Dumb Ass Kid - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, thanking you, your grace. And a special thankyou for being able to inspire such an established writer as yourself : )
Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Could have been on the Dumb and Dumber Ass Kid Soundtrack (want to hear the most annoying song in the world? A_A_A_A_A_A_A!) Anyway...good job!
Dumb Ass Kid - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx Jeff
Dumb Ass Kid - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Does that mean you're gonna copy this one as well?
K.Y.L.E - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Did my copy of Ambulance ever come up????????
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this parody. 555!
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
K.Y.L.E - Submit what the hell you like, just as long as it's not something i've already submitted... Step-Chan - Glad you liked it, and thanks for your vote : )
DOGS 24 - May 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Can I commit suicide?
Dylan Baranski - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Wait, I though Crazy Frog was a band that did a remix of Gershon Kingsley's "Popcorn".

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