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Song Parodies -> "Coldplay Song"

Original Song Title:

"Strawberry Swing"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Coldplay Song"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Yet another I-hate-Colplay spoof by...well,ME!
They were singing
They were singing that Coldplay song
Every line was atrocious

They were singing
They were singing that dreaded Colplay song
And I'm repeating
How much I dislike Coldplay's singing

Please,please,give me a gun
So Chris Martin could hit the ground
So,well,whataya say?
Is it okay...
To kill Coldplay
To kill Coldplay

I'll do it in the perfect time
Sure,it may be outta line
But I think it's okay...
When I kill...
That lameass Coldplay
That lameass Coldplay

It's all true
I don’t mind
When Chris will finally die

I just want them
Million miles away
Hey,Chris Martin is gay

Black and blue
That's how they'll stay
When I beat the crap outta Coldplay

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