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Song Parodies -> "Stained Yellow"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Stained Yellow"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

A Dixie cup; I filled it up with pee
Lab had asked of me
Yeah, it was all yellow

Tech picked it up; he tripped and fell somehow
Spilled on his white coat now
And it is stained yellow

So then I tried once more
Look at the bathroom floor
And it is all yellow

And it hurts, oh yeah it hurts to try
Seem that I am drained dry
D'you know?
You know that I can't go
Thanks to that bordello

I drank some juice; the water fountain too
The one next to the loo
A waterlogged fellow

A painful urge; I got to purge this pee
Urine good company
So may as well bellow

Oh it burns! Oh yeah it burns like Hell!
And what is that awful smell?
D'you know?
For you I pee myself dry
For you I make myself cry

It's true
Look how I whine for you
Act asinine for you
Whip out my vine for you
Drain my pipeline for you
Making this rhyme for you
Look how I whine!

They'll give me pills
My pee will spill anew
And then I'll be yellow too

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Paul W. - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LMFAO!!! "Urine good company is very funny, as is this whole masterpiece. Keep 'em cummin!
Rick D - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ouch! In a similar vein--http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles92.shtml
Birgitta - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Urine good company"-LOL Ah...ah...(wiping eyes) :-D And I LOVE this song btw (One of my favorite bands) WD very funny!
Adagio - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
OOh...this sounds very painful!! DKTOS, but a very good read!!
Mari - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but laughed at the lyrics. Gross but good!
aoid - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I H8 BATHROOM HUMOR-THEMED PARODIES! Gross but not good!
Jan Unwin - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't pees everybody, Aoid.

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