Song Parodies ->Authors -> Jan Unwin
"Though not exactly the little old lady type, I am a 50-year old grandmother living in the Pacific Northwest. What I like most about parodies is that I am able to combine my love of humor, a natural knack for poetry, and my appreciation of a good pun, all driven by a need to be creative. I absolutely enjoy cracking myself up. If someone else finds humor in my writing and laughs along with me, then that’s even better.
As I read more and more of the parodies, I am discovering there are some amazingly talented writers here. I’d like to comment on more songs, but I’m not as familiar with the current hits as I am with the oldies. I appreciate all the words of encouragement and hope to submit lots more parodies to this wonderful site."
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Loose Wheel | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 870 | |
| Gaining Sixteen Tons | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 63 | |
| King of Stains | King of Pain | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Listen to K-Mart | Listen to Your Heart | Roxette | 2.8 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Goodbye Jelly Beans | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Cow Bird of the County | Coward of the County | Kenny Rogers | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| Guy on Survivor | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 145 | |
| Hard to Say I'm Larry | Hard to Say I'm Sorry | Chicago | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Straight From the Cart | Straight From the Heart | Bryan Adams | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 47 | |
| What it Bakes | What it Takes | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| It Won't Go Down | I Won't Back Down | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 59 | |
| Runaway Brain | Runaway Train | Soul Asylum | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 72 | |
| Maggot and Meal | Magnet and Steel | Walter Egan | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| I've Got to Get a Sausage to You | I've Got to Get a Message to You | The Bee Gees | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 60 | |
| Careless Pisser | Careless Whisper | Wham! | 4.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 76 | |
| If You're Going to Ban Canned Crisco | If You're Going to San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 64 | |
| Fryin' Thighs | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| I Perspire | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Order Line | Borderline | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Two Crullers | True Colors | Cindi Lauper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Tight Bedding | White Wedding | Billy Idol | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Lancing It Myself | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Guys Without a Place | Eyes Without a Face | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Mudslide | Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| A Big Payday Loan Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tiffany | 4.3 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Skin Beneath My Rings | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Beautiful Arranger | Beautiful Stranger | Madonna | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| It's Constipation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 65 | |
| I Love Spammers | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
| Pair O' Ds | Honesty | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| I Don't Want to Hear You Snoring | I Don't Want to Miss a Thing | Aerosmith | 4.2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| My Road Map is Wrong | My Heart Will Go On | Celine Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| If You Were My Olive Oyl | Invisible | Clay Aiken | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| I Guess That's Why They Call It The Booze | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| You've Got Head Lice | My Sacrifice | Creed | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| The Botoxer | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Blue Ice | Blue Eyes | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Jack LaLanne | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellencamp | 4.5 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 59 | |
| 50 Ways to Lose That Mustache | 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 322 | |
| Little Pink Blouses | Pink Houses | John Cougar Mellencamp | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Glops of Poop On Her | Drops of Jupiter | Train | 5.0 | 2.7 | 2.5 | 51 | |
| Coyote Morning | Angel of the Morning | Merrilee Rush | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Old Wives's Advice | Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 37 | |
| Make Mine Plain | No Rain | Blind Melon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| Last Night I Didn't Hear the Beep at All | Last Night I Didn't Get to Sleep at All | The Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| My Big Fat Obnoxious Parody | Just a Gigolo | David Lee Roth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Band-Aids Are Fun | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.6 | 60 | |
| Open Sores | Open Arms | Journey | 5.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| What About Brie? | What About Me? | Moving Pictures | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Sharpie Girl | Barbie Girl | Aqua | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 123 | |
| We Can Jerk It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Old Dry Crescent Rolls | Old Time Rock and Roll | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Rikki That's My Cucumber | Rikki Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Superthighs | Superman (It's Not Easy) | Five For Fighting | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Hairballin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| Everything I Blew | Everything I Do | Bryan Adams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Electric Barbeque | Electric Avenue | Eddie Grant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Love On These Rocks | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 46 | |
| Chicken Tenders | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 88 | |
| A Higher Grade of Nails | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Rabbit in Red (Wabbit in Wed) | Lady in Red | Chris DeBurgh | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Can of Condensed Sparrow | Man of Constant Sorrow | Soggy Bottom Boys | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 74 | |
| It's Just Sticks and Stones to Me | It's Still Roll And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 41 | |
| Quack Shack | Love Shack | The B-52s | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 65 | |
| Watertight | Alibis | Sergio Mendes | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| At The Potluck | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Canarial Girl | Material Girl | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Stained Yellow | Yellow | Coldplay | 5.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 47 | |
| Spearmint and Peppermint | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Dog's Not Housebroken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 49 | |
| There's Mayonnaise, My Friend | Those Were The Days, My Friend | Mary Hopkins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Dust In The Bin | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Hello, Wally! | Hello, Dolly! | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 48 | |
| I'm a Receiver | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| Hot Flashes | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 3.8 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 70 | |
| The Candy-ass | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| The Only Living Boy With Two Dorks | The Only Living Boy in New York | Simon and Garfunkle | 5.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 48 | |
| Safety Pins | Safety Dance | Men Without Hats | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 68 | |
| Everyone Knows it's Paisley | Windy | The Association | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Snout | Shout | Tears for Fears | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 48 | |
| Census Guy | Jealous Guy | John Lennon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 47 | |
| Don't Sniff That Dog's Rear No More | Don't Come Around Here No More | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 51 | |
| (I Swear Your) Bum Gasses At Night | Sunglasses At Night | Corey Hart | 4.9 | 3.4 | 4.3 | 79 | |
| I Believe I'm a Fly | I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 74 | |
| Mullet to Hide | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Bruising My Stool Pigeon | Losing My Religion | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Livin' In Underwear | Livin' On A Prayer | Bon Jovi | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 67 | |
| I Don't Like Pigs Feet | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Methane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Flick It Outside | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| The Old Van Down the Road | The Old Man Down the Road | John Fogerty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| They Are Brown, Those Toast Crumbs In The Butter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Brucie is a Guy in Diapers | Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 97 | |
| Eight Ways To Peep | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Blue-Haired Lady | Green-Eyed Lady | Sugarloaf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| It Won't Make My Brown Eggs Blue | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue | Crystal Gayle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Uranus (ReBUTTal) | Uranus (I'm Sick and Tired Of' | Laurence Dunne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 |
