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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Receiver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Receiver"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I thought gloves were always used by nursing staff,
Who specialize in - proctology.
You were out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Everything now hurts where I was reamed.

You can't see my face, now I'm a receiver
In a private place, so if you don't mind.
Get a glove, oooooo... I'm a receiver
Wish you weren't leaving me behind.

I thought that your job was more professional,
Seems that nursing school taught you a lot.
What's the use in cryin'?
KY to ease the pain.
Please excuse my small leak of methane.

You can't see my face, now I'm a receiver
In a private place, so if you don't mind.
Get a glove, oooooo... I'm a receiver
Wish you weren't leaving me behind.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Jan - this parody will go down in history in the anals of Amiright Proctological Parodology! 5's
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is so good it will be the butt of many jokes. HIGH 5's!!!
Birgitta - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan,I've been a "receiver" myself before by a doc-just AWFUL! This is pretty funny! GJ
Agrimorfee - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
TMI, Birgitta. GJ, Jan. 555
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i can't get the song out of my butt...uh, i mean head...gave ya 5s
Peregrin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job ! The gloves are off!
Jay W - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Great lyrical blending, pacing, rhyme.
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ask, and ye shall receive 3 fives...
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Chris - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
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