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Song Parodies -> "Fryin' Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Lyin' Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Fryin' Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Bitty girls just seem to find out early, diet meals are really not much fun
A rich old man but still he's not the Colonel. She's ready for another chicken run.
Late at night a big old gal gets hungry, it's now time to go out for a ride.
And it breaks her heart to think her love is only given to a bird Kentucky Fried
So she tells him she must go out for the evening to comfort an old friend who's feeling down.
But he knows where she's going as she's leaving, she's headed for the eatin' side of town.
You can't hide your fryin' thighs, it's one mile to the franchise.
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs.

On the other side of town a place is waiting with recipes that nobody can steal
She drives on through the night anticipating 11 herbs and spices in her meal
She rushes through the door, and grabs some napkins. She whispers that it's only for awhile.
She swears that soon she'll be coming back forever, she wipes her face and leaves them in a pile.
You can't hide your fryin' thighs, it's one mile to the franchise.
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs.

She gets up, orders another bucket and stares out at the stars up in the sky.
Another night, and with any luck it, will be a night where you can get free sides
She wonders how it ever got this crazy, she thinks about it and begins to drool.
Did she get original or was it extra crispy? She's so far gone she feels just like a fool.
My, oh my, you sure know how to arrange things, you set it up so well, so carefully.
Ain't it funny how the hand wipes didn't change things,
you're still the same old girl at KFC.
You can't hide your fryin' thighs, it's one mile to the franchise.
I thought by now you'd realize, there ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs.
There ain't no way to hide your fryin' thighs. Honey, you can't hide your fryin' thighs.

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Johnny D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job keeping some original lines and twisting them to your own twisted purposes.
Guy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This paced well to the original and it was finger lickin' good. Come on readers, give this one a look over. It is deserving. Some real talent here. Nice job Jan!
Rick D - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Guy. ( Not with A guy)
Michael McVey - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Probably even funnier than "Dyin' Mice." You had a barrel of fun with this one, didn't you (lol)?--MM
Paul Robinson - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, Moist, tender & juicy. Buckets of 5's here, and some very tasty comments on the side. Really nice job, I don't even like fried chicken very much anymore and I was thinking of running out and getting some (fortunuately, I'm busy reading & voting on parodies and can't stop pecking away at this keyboard, that stuff ruins my guts).
Sol Bro - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
A bucket of laughs, with a side of fives.
Phil Alexander - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Must admit, I thought this was going to be about sunburn... funny, though :-)

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