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Song Parodies -> "Band-Aids Are Fun"

Original Song Title:

"Band on the Run"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney and Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Band-Aids Are Fun"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Stuck upon my elbow, wrapped around my big toe
Always wishing I could bleed again, I do
Owies, new owies

If I ever run out of blood,
Thought of making a layaway
At the Red Cross charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever run out of blood.

Well, I bit the pavement with a mighty crash as I fell down into the street,
And I ground my knee into a bloody pulp just to expose the meat.
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun.
I'm stuck on them, they're stuck on me, they can't be overdone

For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun

Well, I shave my legs now with a power saw just hoping I get some cuts,
I make sure I loofah with a Brillo pad, squeeze the pimples on my butt.
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
If it's not too bad, use them for a pad, once monthlies have begun

For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun

Instrumental

Yeah, those Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun

Well, they come in neon, glitter, Daffy Duck, G.I. Joe and Scooby Doo
Peanuts, dinosaurs, and perhaps a hundred more, just wearing them is cool
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
When they'e on too tight, and my skin turns white
I love them even more
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Guy - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This one needs no band aid. Well done.
Johnny D - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, I actually laughed out loud right here at my computer! This parody is hilarious!! 5's !
Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, I know that I KNOW this original song, but for the life of me I can't remember anything but the chorus right now. I'm only going to be on a short time tonight (seriously - I really mean it!) so I'll try to revisit this one tomorrow with a different thinking cap on. I put this comment in to remind MYSELF...
sloatead - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
gave ya 5's, despite the fact that the monthlies line was...eww
Peregrin - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, this song deserves a lot more attention than it has received to date....good job!
Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Peregrin - thanks for reminding me about this one. I looked at it a day or two ago kinda late at night ((or early A.M.) and couldn't remember how it went (I think I wrote that goofy comment you asked me about a little later that same night). JAN - It's all coming back to me now (well, maybe not all, but this song and a few other loose items). 5-5-5, fine job...
Agrimorfee - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Bit on the sick side for me, self-mutilation and all.
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is exceptional. Anyone thinking about checking out Jan Unwin's stuff, start here.
Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan, this is great! Sounds like you've been watching more Jerry Springer tho'! ;-D
wdh - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This was perfect, to say the least. Maybe better than perfect.
Mari D - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is fun!
Adagio - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny!!
Johnny D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Still has me in stitches!
Rick D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This was my second favorite, and funnier.
Old Comedywriter - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Band-Aids...and no Bob Geldof in sight? Excellent!
Spaff.com - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto Spaff's comment.
say what? - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
to Spaff.com: Ditto your own comment?

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