Song Parodies -> Band-Aids Are Fun
| Original Song Title: | "Band on the Run" |
| Original Performer: | Paul McCartney and Wings |
| Parody Song Title: | "Band-Aids Are Fun" |
| Parody Written by: | Jan Unwin |
Stuck upon my elbow, wrapped around my big toe
Always wishing I could bleed again, I do
Owies, new owies
If I ever run out of blood,
Thought of making a layaway
At the Red Cross charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever run out of blood.
Well, I bit the pavement with a mighty crash as I fell down into the street,
And I ground my knee into a bloody pulp just to expose the meat.
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun.
I'm stuck on them, they're stuck on me, they can't be overdone
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Well, I shave my legs now with a power saw just hoping I get some cuts,
I make sure I loofah with a Brillo pad, squeeze the pimples on my butt.
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
If it's not too bad, use them for a pad, once monthlies have begun
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Instrumental
Yeah, those Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Well, they come in neon, glitter, Daffy Duck, G.I. Joe and Scooby Doo
Peanuts, dinosaurs, and perhaps a hundred more, just wearing them is cool
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
When they'e on too tight, and my skin turns white
I love them even more
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Always wishing I could bleed again, I do
Owies, new owies
If I ever run out of blood,
Thought of making a layaway
At the Red Cross charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever run out of blood.
Well, I bit the pavement with a mighty crash as I fell down into the street,
And I ground my knee into a bloody pulp just to expose the meat.
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun.
I'm stuck on them, they're stuck on me, they can't be overdone
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Well, I shave my legs now with a power saw just hoping I get some cuts,
I make sure I loofah with a Brillo pad, squeeze the pimples on my butt.
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
If it's not too bad, use them for a pad, once monthlies have begun
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Instrumental
Yeah, those Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
Well, they come in neon, glitter, Daffy Duck, G.I. Joe and Scooby Doo
Peanuts, dinosaurs, and perhaps a hundred more, just wearing them is cool
Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
When they'e on too tight, and my skin turns white
I love them even more
For the Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun, Band-Aids are fun
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This one needs no band aid. Well done.
Jan, I actually laughed out loud right here at my computer! This parody is hilarious!! 5's !
Jan, I know that I KNOW this original song, but for the life of me I can't remember anything but the chorus right now. I'm only going to be on a short time tonight (seriously - I really mean it!) so I'll try to revisit this one tomorrow with a different thinking cap on. I put this comment in to remind MYSELF...
gave ya 5's, despite the fact that the monthlies line was...eww
Jan, this song deserves a lot more attention than it has received to date....good job!
Peregrin - thanks for reminding me about this one. I looked at it a day or two ago kinda late at night ((or early A.M.) and couldn't remember how it went (I think I wrote that goofy comment you asked me about a little later that same night). JAN - It's all coming back to me now (well, maybe not all, but this song and a few other loose items). 5-5-5, fine job...
Bit on the sick side for me, self-mutilation and all.
This is exceptional. Anyone thinking about checking out Jan Unwin's stuff, start here.
Jan, this is great! Sounds like you've been watching more Jerry Springer tho'! ;-D
This was perfect, to say the least. Maybe better than perfect.
This parody is fun!
Funny!!
Still has me in stitches!
This was my second favorite, and funnier.
Band-Aids...and no Bob Geldof in sight? Excellent!
Ditto Spaff's comment.
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