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Song Parodies -> "We Can Jerk It Out"

Original Song Title:

"We Can Work It Out"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"We Can Jerk It Out"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Try to face more my way,
Do you have to keep on talking while my drill is on?
Tried to see it your way,
But I've decided that your tooth will soon be gone.
We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out.

Don't know what you're saying.
You mouth is full of cotton, drool runs down your face
Think of what I'm saying,
Anything that I take out I surely can replace.
We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out.

My patience's very short, and there's no time
For kicking and screaming, my friend.
Don't believe in Novocain, not worth a dime,
So I'll restrain you once again

Don't look at the pliers,
Just keep your eyes focused upon my uni-brow.
Know a drug supplier
He'll get you pain pills, I will get my cut and how.
We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out

The hole is very big, and it's past time
For brushing and flossing, my friend.
I have always thought sugar's sublime,
Sure I will see you once again.

Try to spit it that way
I have to keep my white coat spotless all day long.
Tooth fairy payday
Make sure you stop and pay the bill before you're gone.

We can jerk it out,
We can jerk it out

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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mac - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewww... I don't wanna go there.
John Jenkins - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, Jan. You could have gone a lot of different directions with that title; and I suspect that Chucky G appreciates the direction that you chose.
Johnny D - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRGH! You beat me to it! The tooth-extraction-motif was one I had been working on awhile back for this Beatles song - I didn't finish it, and now I don't have to, because yours is much better than mine. Well done. 5's
ChuckyG - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
trust me, I re-read this one at least twice to make sure it was wasn't what I thought it was... nice job.
Guy - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Sometimes gettin' votes for good parody 'round here is like pullin' teeth. You got your teeth into this one Jan. Fine job.
Jan Unwin - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Ain't that the tooth?
sloatead - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
gave ya 5's, but that could just be the influence of the laughing gas
Stray Pooch - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
AAAKKK!! I had a terrible experience a few years ago where the dentist didn't believe I wasn't numb! She said "You're just feeling pressure!" When I grabbed her arm to keep her from any more damage SHE was feeling pressure. Finally, a higher ranking dentist (this was military) relieved her and properly numbed me. This parody gave me flashbacks - lol (plus a lot of laughs!). Great job!! 555.
Adagio - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You too, Pooch? I had that experience with a root canal! She kept giving me shots in the wrong place and I would practically leap to the ceiling everytime they touched my tooth. Like you, another dentist came in and gave me a shot in the right place. Didn't much care for dentists after that.
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I was a little wary of the title too! ;-D
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The title hooked me - the actual subject kept me on the line. More great work.
Mari D - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
"And you'll have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle." I really liked this parody, except for one thing: it reminded me going to the dentist!
Gerry - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I should send this one to the dentist who kept billing the insurance long after he'd been paid. The he came after me for more money. More like "We can rip it off"
Peregrin - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent ! I thought "How has this got past Chuck" ? ha ha
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good - do we have the same dentist?
Jan Unwin - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. Peregrin, if I had changed the last two letters of the last word of the title, I'm sure it wouldn't have.
2nz - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
And how'd I miss this, and during your week too? Excellent job, Jan. You know last time the dentist put me out, I woke up with no pants on.

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