Song Parodies -> Bruising My Stool Pigeon

Original Song Title:

"Losing My Religion"

Original Performer:

REM

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bruising My Stool Pigeon"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

Can you say...witness protection program?
I am bigger
I'm bigger than you
And now they've caught me
The cops you spilled your guts to
You really weren't too wise
Oh no you've said too much
So just shut up

Backed into a corner
I'm under the spotlight
Bruising my stool pigeon
And you know that's what I'll do
My cover gone once you blew it
Oh no you've said too much
And now I must get rough
I thought that I heard you squealin'
A canary - and I heard you sing
Because of you I'm gonna fry

A tape recorder
And being grilled for hours I'm
Signing my confession
But I'll be getting back at you
You'll be hurt, shot and blinded fool
Oh no I've said too much
I was set up

Remember this
That someday I will be free
Remember this
The gun I shot him
in the knees failed
What if all these witnesses
Scared to come around
Now I've said too much
I thought that I heard you leaving
Now tell them 'twas all a lie
I think I thought I saw you cry

But that was no crime scene
That was just a dream
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Claude Prez - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I confess; great idea superb execution
alvin rhodes - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
certainly made more sense than the original lyrics...i gave ya 5s, so don't have me beat up, ok ?
Johnny D - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL 5's
Paul Robinson - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Jan - Great job! 5's - OH-OH...It's almost 4pm here! I'm supposed to be out at my Dad's for dinner in a little while. Better get movin' , I know how cranky old people are when you are late, being one of them myself now...later...
Jack Wilson - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Jan!
Steven Cavanagh - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, okay, I admit it. I gave you 5s and I'm GLAD. Glad, I tells ya, and I'll do it again if I have to!

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