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Song Parodies -> "Census Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Jealous Guy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Census Guy"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
I came knocking on your door
Like I did 10 years before
Saw you peer through your peephole
Saw you peer through your peephole
CHORUS
I didn't mean to bug you
I'm sorry that I have to pry
Oh no, I didn't want to drug you
I'm just the Census guy
Do you have 2.3 kids?
Are you sure that they're all yours?
Do you have something to hide?
Do you have something to hide?
CHORUS 2X
Has your wife had a boob job?
Does black leather make you throb?
Do you like a little pain?
Do you like a little pain?
I didn't mean to bug you
I'm sorry that I have to pry
Oh no, I didn't want drug you
I'm just the Census guy, tell me
I'm just the Census guy, takin' notes
I'm just the Census guy
Like I did 10 years before
Saw you peer through your peephole
Saw you peer through your peephole
CHORUS
I didn't mean to bug you
I'm sorry that I have to pry
Oh no, I didn't want to drug you
I'm just the Census guy
Do you have 2.3 kids?
Are you sure that they're all yours?
Do you have something to hide?
Do you have something to hide?
CHORUS 2X
Has your wife had a boob job?
Does black leather make you throb?
Do you like a little pain?
Do you like a little pain?
I didn't mean to bug you
I'm sorry that I have to pry
Oh no, I didn't want drug you
I'm just the Census guy, tell me
I'm just the Census guy, takin' notes
I'm just the Census guy
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funny one....5s...those guys can be nosy, can't they ?....they should come to their "census"...
Cute word play---I does seem that the questions do get more personal , each decade!
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