I can have a Gold Card
if I just supply three facts
I can have my degree in college
if I just e-mail them back.
All I do is call them,
they'll have anything I need.
I can get a pay raise,
they say it's what I deserve.
I could see some uglies bumping,
if I only got up the nerve.
Oh please email me, I love spammers,
don't forget my name
I admit I love spammers,
tell me all about the freebies.

Show me round your web page
cause I can see kinky things there for free.
Open up my email,
even J-Lo's writing to me
Oh don't you know, I love spammers,
here's all my names
I wish there were lots more spammers
trying to contact me.
I'm looking for more spammers,
this can be my testimony.
Yes I love those spammers,
let there be no doubt about it.
Love, love, love spammers.
Love, love, love spammers

I'll buy enhancements just for him.
And then improvements I'll be measurin', I'll be measurin'.
Oh, won't you grow for me and I will show for you.
Grow for me, I will show for you.
I do mean you, only you, hope you're coming through,
Going to buy today, shipping is free they say
I've been loving spammers, I've been loving spammers
Going to read my mail, come on, come on, come on, e-mail me
I've been loving spammers, I've been loving spammers
You can e-mail me day and night